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1) What is the spider such a good computer programmer? It knows all about the web. 2) Why does the computer keep coughing? It has a virus. 3) How do you stop your laptop's charge running out? You hide its trainers. 4) What are laptops favourite snacks? Computer chips. 5) How does a computer eat computer chips? With mega-bytes. 6) Why are elephants just like computers? They both have lots of memory. 7) What do you get if you cross an elephant with a computer? Bits of plastic all over the floor. 8) Why shouldn't you be scared of what you get when you cross a computer with a dog? Its bark is worse than its byte. 9) Why did the computer go to the opticians? It needed to improve its web-sight. 10) Why was the computer bad at tennis? It tried to surf the net. 11) How did the surfer break his computer? He tried to surf the web. 12) What is an alien's favourite key on a keyboard? The space bar. 13) Why did PowerPoint cross the road? To get to the other slide. 14) What do doors, pianos, and computers all have in common? They have keys. 15) Why was the computer late? It had a hard drive. 16) Who did the computer call when it was in trouble? A screen-saver. 17) How did the burglar steal the computer's things? It had left a window open. 18) How did the prisoner escape computer jail? He pressed the escape key. 19) Which football team loves computers? Leeds United. Father and son looking at camera with shock and awkward face. 20) Which of Cinderella's friends is always on her computer? Buttons. 21) Why did the keyboards break up? They weren't each other's type. 22) How do trees get on computers? They log on. 23) Why was the computer so chilly? Someone left the window open. 24) Why did the duck put his feet in the computer? He wanted webbed feet. 25) Why did the chicken cross the keyboard? To get to the other site. 26) What do you call a policeman crossed with a computer? P.C. PC 27) What does Steve Jobs like to order from McDonald's? A big Mac. 28) What do people who like waterproof clothing and Apple Geniuses have in common? They like macs. 29) How did the computer escape when it was locked in the house? He got a window open. 30) How did people know Bill Gates farted at Apple HQ? There was no Windows. 31) Why was the computer proud of its son? The son was a micro-chip off the old block. 32) What's the woodcutter's favourite bit of his new computer? Logging in. 33) How many computer programmers are needed to put in a light bulb? None, it's a hardware issue. 34) What do you get when you cross a computer with a crocodile? A mega biter. 35) What do you get when you cross a computer with a freezer? Cold, hard data. 36) Why did WiFi marry the computer? They had a connection. Computer Puns Have a read of these jokes - computer fans will love them! 37) My computer is so slow it hertz. 38) I love my computer because it sings to me; it's a Dell. 39) We'll, we'll, we'll... Autocorrect has arrived. 40) I didn't mean to punch my keyboard, but it said: "Hit any key to continue". 41) I keep getting emails about canned meat, it's all Spam. 42) Jack and Jill went up the hill... to get better WiFi. 43) If you steal my computer, I'll find you. You have my Word. Computer Jokes About Mice No, not those kinds of mice! 44) Why does the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse. 45) Why can't the boa constrictor use the computer anymore? It ate the mouse. 46) Where do the coolest mice live? In their mouse-pads. 47) What made the computer squeak? Someone stepping on its mouse. 48) Why don't elephants use computers? They're scared of its mouse. 49) What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you 50) What do you get if you cross a computer and a flying carpet? A mousemat 51) Why was there cheese in the keyboard? The

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1) What is the spider such a good computer programmer? It knows all about the web. 2) Why does the computer keep coughing? It has a virus. 3) How do you stop your laptop's charge running out? You hide its trainers. 4) What are laptops favourite snacks? Computer chips. 5) How does a computer eat computer chips? With mega-bytes. 6) Why are elephants just like computers? They both have lots of memory. 7) What do you get if you cross an elephant with a computer? Bits of plastic all over the floor. 8) Why shouldn't you be scared of what you get when you cross a computer with a dog? Its bark is worse than its byte. 9) Why did the computer go to the opticians? It needed to improve its web-sight. 10) Why was the computer bad at tennis? It tried to surf the net. 11) How did the surfer break his computer? He tried to surf the web. 12) What is an alien's favourite key on a keyboard? The space bar. 13) Why did PowerPoint cross the road? To get to the other slide. 14) What do doors, pianos, and computers all have in common? They have keys. 15) Why was the computer late? It had a hard drive. 16) Who did the computer call when it was in trouble? A screen-saver. 17) How did the burglar steal the computer's things? It had left a window open. 18) How did the prisoner escape computer jail? He pressed the escape key. 19) Which football team loves computers? Leeds United. Father and son looking at camera with shock and awkward face. 20) Which of Cinderella's friends is always on her computer? Buttons. 21) Why did the keyboards break up? They weren't each other's type. 22) How do trees get on computers? They log on. 23) Why was the computer so chilly? Someone left the window open. 24) Why did the duck put his feet in the computer? He wanted webbed feet. 25) Why did the chicken cross the keyboard? To get to the other site. 26) What do you call a policeman crossed with a computer? P.C. PC 27) What does Steve Jobs like to order from McDonald's? A big Mac. 28) What do people who like waterproof clothing and Apple Geniuses have in common? They like macs. 29) How did the computer escape when it was locked in the house? He got a window open. 30) How did people know Bill Gates farted at Apple HQ? There was no Windows. 31) Why was the computer proud of its son? The son was a micro-chip off the old block. 32) What's the woodcutter's favourite bit of his new computer? Logging in. 33) How many computer programmers are needed to put in a light bulb? None, it's a hardware issue. 34) What do you get when you cross a computer with a crocodile? A mega biter. 35) What do you get when you cross a computer with a freezer? Cold, hard data. 36) Why did WiFi marry the computer? They had a connection. Computer Puns Have a read of these jokes - computer fans will love them! 37) My computer is so slow it hertz. 38) I love my computer because it sings to me; it's a Dell. 39) We'll, we'll, we'll... Autocorrect has arrived. 40) I didn't mean to punch my keyboard, but it said: "Hit any key to continue". 41) I keep getting emails about canned meat, it's all Spam. 42) Jack and Jill went up the hill... to get better WiFi. 43) If you steal my computer, I'll find you. You have my Word. Computer Jokes About Mice No, not those kinds of mice! 44) Why does the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse. 45) Why can't the boa constrictor use the computer anymore? It ate the mouse. 46) Where do the coolest mice live? In their mouse-pads. 47) What made the computer squeak? Someone stepping on its mouse. 48) Why don't elephants use computers? They're scared of its mouse. 49) What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you 50) What do you get if you cross a computer and a flying carpet? A mousemat 51) Why was there cheese in the keyboard? The by tozmisalad

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